Will our chunky Jack Russell oblige and stay in a bicycle basket? We are ready to branch out and cycle, as well as walk, and while he is delighted to the point of manic yapping when we get ready to walk, he can't trot along beside bicycles; fast cars are dangerous and he will get left behind. Anonymous letters pop through the box onto the mat if he is left 'home alone.'

JR Teddy has a range of unbearable sounds. He barks at Sally, the postlady and grabs the letters as they come through the box. but there are never toothmarks on the anonymous notes about him. For the telephone, his pitch is high, and continuous like a bag-pipe. Perhaps, like the pipers, he can breath through his nose and wail at the same time. If I am home and pick up the phone the noise stops but if not he continues, I presume.

Bicycle basket it is.